some time ago whilst driving through los angeles on a warm and uneventful day, there appeared around a corner on the curb a man with greased back slick hair and a tight leather jacket and he was struggling to force a black plastic bag into a beat up puce colored nova and the alarming thing was that the bag was struggling back and my son i and were transfixed and silent when from the edge of the bag shot a frantic pink ruffle from a party dress and a clenched chicken claw the size of a mans hand.