won't you meet my dog? he is very nice.. don't be alarmed. he's only taken down a couple of rabbits, three dogs, a nubian goat, two horses and my old landlord. he has now retired from an infamous life of wanton destruction and utter hedonism since my mother and i got him fake identity papers and smuggled him out of california under great stress and nervousness. he now wages major skirmishes with reptiles in an enormous yard in arizona where he sunburns his genitals repeatedly by lolling about acting like a dandy. he has a penchant for popping the skulls of skunks in his jaw and flinging their bodies around as the smell shoots out of their asses he is a good dog.